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White Trash Southern Belle

from Wrestling With The Mystery by Nick Nace

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I was just a shy kid from way up north

Road tripping down through Tennessee

Stumbling around all the honky tonks

When a sexy redhead winked at me

She said ‘A man like you should never drink alone

Honey won’t you sit right here’

She smiled & lit another Marlboro Red

As I ordered us two more beers



Her hair was up high she had pretty blue eyes

Legs smooth as polished chrome

We made love all night & when I woke up naked

In her double wide mobile home

She had a mouth full of banjos uh oh

& a belt made of bibles oh no

& a shotgun white wedding on her mind

She was picking out baby names she liked Joe

& I was planning my escape gotta go

Stuck below that Mason Dixon Line



I got as far as my car but the tires were slashed

She yelled from the porch ‘Get your butt back to bed’

Call me a bad Yankee but her biscuits are gravy

They’re heaven I’m under her spell

The Confederacy’s got a hold of me

She’s my white trash southern belle



She’s high on Oxycodone pills uh oh

More curves than the Tennessee hills on no

& she’s got that shotgun wedding on her mind

She's picking out baby names she likes Clo

& I'm planning my escape no go

Stuck below that Mason Dixon Line



Now ladies and gentlemen tonight is our

Tenth anniversary as a matter of fact

& we're gonna celebrate in style

We got ourselves a Dairy Queen ice cream cake

& some gourmet microwave chicken dinners

& we’re going to eat those chicken dinners

In our matching recliners and watch a little W.W.E.

& the best part of all the best part of all

Is the kids are next door at Memaw's



She got a heart filled up with gold that’s right

She still keeps me up all night all night

& we had that shotgun wedding on her mind

Our son’s name is Joseph we call him Joe

Our daughters named Chloe she goes by Clo

& it’s been years since I've seen that Mason Dixon Line

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from Wrestling With The Mystery, released March 18, 2020

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Nick Nace was born & raised in the wilds of Canada. His father made his first guitar out of a old pine tree that had been struck by lightning. The night he got it he dreamt of New York City. The day after he was on a south bound train.

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